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March Curiosities!

By Miriam Sossin


HOROSCOPES:

It’s Pisces season, which means time for your imaginations to thrive. Is it a break to study or a break from studying? Let these horoscopes guide you through the many ambiguities in life this month.


BIRTHDAY: If your day of birth is March 12th, then you’re cool! Congratulations on being cool for years! Don’t blow it now!


PISCES (feb. 19-mar. 19) : If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible? Prove that impossibilities could be possible this month.


ARIES (mar. 20-apr. 18): Which armrest at the movie theatre is yours? Take charge this month, claim what you’ve earned and be confident in your choices.


TAURUS (apr. 19- may 20): If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted? Yes. Get things done this month!


GEMINI (may 21-june 20): If it’s O degrees outside and it’ll be twice as cold tomorrow, will you ever be able to move on without letting go?


CANCER (june 21- july 22): What has a head and a tail but no body? Don’t flip the coin this month, make your own luck.


LEO (july 23- aug. 22): Is water wet? Take stances this month, make up your mind and stop flip-flopping!


VIRGO (aug. 23-sept. 22): Look for comedy in serious situations this month. Even the worst moments have some absurdity in them. Just look closer!


LIBRA (sept.-oct. 22): What can you find in the middle of nowhere? The letter H, but also endless opportunities! From nowhere, the only place to go is somewhere.


SCORPIO (oct. 23-nov. 21): What is always coming, but never arrives? Stop waiting for tomorrow, the right moment is now!


SAGITTARIUS (nov. 22-dec. 21): What’s the transition from partly cloudy to partly sunny? Find your change this month, and try to look on the bright side of life.


CAPRICORN (dec.22-jan. 19): What is time? Don’t waste any thinking about it! Use every hour this month to do something!


AQUARIUS (jan. 20-feb. 18): What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place? Work to climb those stairs this month, nothing that’s worth it is easy.


COMIC:



WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH CROSSWORD:

UPCOMING THIS MONTH:

-CHILL CLUB- Ladies & Gents- noir theme- dinner and a show! 5$ per person- March 13 6-9pm-5B.16

-FEM CLUB- Magazine theme: Identity- Email feminismclub@dawsonstudentunion.com to submit- deadline March 15!

-GREEN EARTH- Dawson Special General Assembly for Climate Strike! TBD March 25-26. Check out their facebook page for updates!

-IMPROV- Francofête Dawson improv show / competition with professional improv players- March 24 6-7:30pm- 5B.16- free to watch, email improv@dawsonstudentunion.com to play! + email to volunteer for April high school Improv tournament!

-ETC- Vigil to commemorate Joe Rose- March 23

-Audio Lab Open Mic--Oliver's-- March 27th, 3:30pm. Hosted by Sean St-Laurent! There will be PA set up and full band equipment.


CROSSWORD ANSWERS:

1.Ardern 2.Equality 3.Aretha Franklin 4.Frida Kahlo 5.Helen Keller 6.Dolly Parton 7.Bell Jar 8.Lovelace 9.Magdalene 10.Space 11.Matriarchy 12.Michelle Obama 13.Coco Chanel 14.Vote 15.Malala 16.History 17.Pankhurst 18.Woman 19.March


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