October Issue Horoscopes
Happy birthday to every Ghoul and Monster birthed in October. This month is yours, darlings.
Aries (Mar. 20- Apr. 18)
Your sense of honor and sharp anger would make you a valiant fighter and an even better soldier. This Halloween, consider dressing as a samurai—though maybe leave the swords at home.
Taurus (Apr. 19- May 20)
Your charisma and ability to charm are no secrets. Why not weaponize them? Go out to the sea and drown lost men. This Halloween, you should go as a siren.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
You are perhaps too bright for your own good sometimes, and you’ve been known to scheme. Mostly, it is for your own personal good, but this Halloween, could you scheme against Humanity as a whole? A mad scientist would be the perfect costume for you.
Cancer (June 21- July 22)
Cancer, you’ve always been one to trust your instincts. Sometimes, it seems like you can peer into the future: people are always surprised at how much you should gleam from subtle hints. Perhaps being in the skin of an oracle on Halloween night is the best idea.
Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)
You are nothing if not dependable, Leo. And what can we all depend on to be present on Halloween, no matter the year or weather? Jack-O-Lanterns, of course! This would make a great costume for your Halloween party this year.
Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)
People always comment on your old soul, always ponder on how many bodies you’ve inhabited before this life. What better costume for a soul so ancient than a mummy?
Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22)
Libra, what are you hiding? Always so mysterious, so evasive. To get to know you, one must decipher your codes, which is why you should definitely go as a sphinx this Halloween: you are its perfect embodiment.
Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21)
Regal and always looking down on people you do not deem worthy, why not advertise your God Complex in the most literal way? This Halloween, go as a Greek god or Goddess. After all, don’t you think you would have been one in another life?
Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21)
You are surprisingly sneaky, and one way or another, you will get to the place where you need to be, even if it is risky. In some ways, you are quite like a cat, so this Halloween, dress as the classic black cat.
Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19)
You love to party more than you love your own regular life, being the center of attention makes you feel alive, and you are always willing to try new things, even if those things are a bit… sketchy. For these reasons, rockstar is the perfect costume for you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)
Are you even alive? It seems recent times have been hard on you, and you’ve simply been going through the motions for the past few weeks. Going as a zombie this Halloween might allow you to rest, stay in character and be in the Halloween spirit all in one.
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 19)
Your love of puzzles and enigmas is remarkable. You love figuring things out, even if they do not concern you in any way. Choose a costume that really represents you this Halloween and go as a classic detective.