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Dr. Plant's Science Puns

By Jie Yu Li and Sarah Mailhot

September 19, 2018 | Sciences

Here are a few words of wisdom for those of you who’ve just derived from high school, about to become an integral part of Dawson:

1If you want to avoid conflict, be like amplifying waves because they're always on the same frequency.

2If you're not a part of the solution, you're probably a part of the precipitate.

3If you're looking for a way to save money, always buy pies: you can get 2π for the price of one!

4Always go to chemists to solve your problems: they have all the solutions.

5Beware of math teachers: they always go off on tangents.

6For the science students: You will find that by the time you get to Organic Chemistry, none of the knowledge from General Chemistry will resonate with you.

7Lastly, this has been said again and again, but do NOT drink and derive!

For those who did not appreciate these puns, keep in mind that I had to make these bad jokes because all the good ones Argon.


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