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Horoscopes

Tamara Galinato

Curiosities Editor


Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr.19):  “Energy goes where intention flows.” You are speaking in motivational quotes this month in preparation for the “New Year, New You” season. You are so ready for 2023 to be over. 


Taurus (Apr.20 - May 20): Beware of plagiarism! You have to give credit where it is due and I am not speaking strictly academically. You are making moves in silence (whatever that means, ninja era?) and by doing so, avoiding unwanted consequences. 


Gemini (May 21 - June 20): You are once again faced with another dilemma (you sure took my advice to do it for the plot). To clear your mind, inhale the cool breeze and go on a sprint around the block block them? No, don't do that! 


Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Despite life being a rollercoaster, you are rolling with it. You have to learn how to read signs, and I do not mean only in terms of navigation. Seriously, stop pulling the door when it says “push”! 


Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22): Currently no thoughts in your head (per usual). That is probably because you’re already mentally on vacation. You will finally get some well-deserved rest after a long semester. 


Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Obstacles have never stopped you (only red lights can do that), so what is stopping you now? You have a goal and so a little bump on the way should not stop you! 


Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): You are in for a treat this month. Things will start to die down which will allow for more free time by yourself! I suggest you splurge on an outing with friends. Notice the little details; they will make you appreciate life even more. 


Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): The grind never stops, but you sure wish it would give you a break. You are surviving despite everything being thrown at you (you have really good dodging skills). Focus on yourself and do whatever is necessary to keep your peace.


Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Wake up, it is time to deal with the issues at hand and figure out what the hell to do with yourself.  On the other hand, I think you took my advice about silly little treats too seriously (as you should).


Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Go and reconnect with nature; you need it after this semester (just don’t forget to layer up). The cold weather means that you will finally be able to do the classic activities of the winter season. Remember to cherish every moment! 


Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): “Going with the flow” is your motto this month. You are taking things as they appear, simply riding the wave of life. Take advantage of the opportunities presented to you and smile at the camera!


Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): This is your sign to do that thing you have been wanting to do for a while. Speak your mind Pisces! You have something you want to say and do not be afraid to let it be known because you are simply stating facts (as always).   

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